December 2011
Charging your phone for 5 minutes before you go...
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Best pick-up line ever.
“Let’s go eat, I’m paying.”
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what's their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a boyfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what ethnic group are they
I hate it when I'm eating something crunchy and I...
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GD: I'd like to send a message to Gaho.
Interviewer: Okay, please face the camera and send your message.
GD: -faces the camera- Rawr.
Big Bang: ROFL
GD: Roof roof rawr rawr -pant pant-
Interviewer: You can speak dog?
GD: Yup, we always speak like this.
I am most afraid of loneliness, I cannot survive alone.
– G-Dragon (via hellyeahgdragon)
me: what did one ocean say to the other ocean
friend: what
me: nothing they just waved
friend: oh
me: do you sea what i did there
friend: no
me: i'm shore you did
friend: stop
me: don't be a beach
friend: bye